Season episodes list 3

S03E01

S03E01 : Bush Comes to Dinner 8.16/10 (aired on 01/07/2007)

When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner,…
S03E02

S03E02 : American Dream Factory 7.78/10 (aired on 01/28/2007)

When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong…
S03E03

S03E03 : A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial 8.13/10 (aired on 02/11/2007)

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human…
S03E04

S03E04 : Black Mystery Month 7.4/10 (aired on 02/18/2007)

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month,…
S03E05

S03E05 : An Apocalypse to Remember 7.41/10 (aired on 03/25/2007)

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into…
S03E06

S03E06 : Four Little Words 7.31/10 (aired on 04/01/2007)

Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right…
S03E07

S03E07 : When a Stan Loves a Woman 7.51/10 (aired on 04/29/2007)

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be…
S03E08

S03E08 : I Can't Stan You 7.96/10 (aired on 05/06/2007)

When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his…
S03E09

S03E09 : The Magnificent Steven 7.61/10 (aired on 05/13/2007)

After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began…
S03E10

S03E10 : Joint Custody 8.37/10 (aired on 05/20/2007)

Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted…
S03E11

S03E11 : The Vacation Goo 7.33/10 (aired on 09/30/2007)

When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories,…
S03E12

S03E12 : Meter Made 7.68/10 (aired on 10/07/2007)

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to…
S03E13

S03E13 : Dope & Faith 7.43/10 (aired on 10/14/2007)

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries…
S03E14

S03E14 : Big Trouble in Little Langley 7.69/10 (aired on 11/04/2007)

When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse…
S03E15

S03E15 : Haylias 7.49/10 (aired on 11/11/2007)

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to…
S03E16

S03E16 : The 42-Year-Old Virgin 7.69/10 (aired on 11/18/2007)

While playing poker with the guys, Stan is found to be a virgin. Not in the traditional way, but in…
S03E17

S03E17 : Surro-Gate 7.3/10 (aired on 12/02/2007)

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican…
S03E18

S03E18 : Frannie 911 7.5/10 (aired on 01/06/2008)

After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine comes up with a plan to try and reunite the…
S03E19

S03E19 : Joint Custody (aired on 05/20/2007)

Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted…