Season episodes list 3

S03E01

S03E01 : The Thin White Line 8.05/10 (aired on 07/11/2001)

Brian takes a job on the police force as a drug-sniffing dog, which leads him down a path of…
S03E02

S03E02 : Brian Does Hollywood 7.68/10 (aired on 07/18/2001)

The Griffin family learns Brain has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest…
S03E03

S03E03 : Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington 7.67/10 (aired on 07/25/2001)

Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used…
S03E04

S03E04 : One if by Clam, Two if by Sea 7.68/10 (aired on 08/01/2001)

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is…
S03E05

S03E05 : And the Wiener is... 7.66/10 (aired on 08/08/2001)

Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various…
S03E06

S03E06 : Death Lives 7.97/10 (aired on 08/15/2001)

Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be…
S03E07

S03E07 : Lethal Weapons 6.82/10 (aired on 08/22/2001)

Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers"…
S03E08

S03E08 : The Kiss Seen Round the World 6.32/10 (aired on 08/29/2001)

When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local…
S03E09

S03E09 : Mr. Saturday Knight 7.47/10 (aired on 09/05/2001)

Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is…
S03E10

S03E10 : Fish Out of Water 6.62/10 (aired on 09/12/2001)

Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing.…
S03E11

S03E11 : Emission Impossible 8.07/10 (aired on 11/08/2001)

Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband…
S03E12

S03E12 : To Love and Die in Dixie 8.18/10 (aired on 11/15/2001)

Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the…
S03E13

S03E13 : Screwed the Pooch 7.49/10 (aired on 11/29/2001)

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile,…
S03E14

S03E14 : Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? 7.69/10 (aired on 12/06/2001)

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in…
S03E15

S03E15 : Ready, Willing, and Disabled 7.58/10 (aired on 12/20/2001)

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants…
S03E16

S03E16 : A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas 7.67/10 (aired on 12/21/2001)

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family,…
S03E17

S03E17 : Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows 7.38/10 (aired on 01/17/2002)

When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of…
S03E18

S03E18 : From Method to Madness 7.59/10 (aired on 01/24/2002)

When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of…
S03E19

S03E19 : Stuck Together, Torn Apart 7.68/10 (aired on 01/31/2002)

Peter's jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor…
S03E20

S03E20 : Road to Europe 7.86/10 (aired on 02/07/2002)

Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a…
S03E21

S03E21 : Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 7.59/10 (aired on 02/14/2002)

In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound…
S03E22

S03E22 : When You Wish Upon a Weinstein 7.47/10 (aired on 11/02/2003)

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant…