Season 12

Family Guy's twelfth season began airing on Fox on September 29, 2013. The series follows the Griffin family, a dysfunctional family consisting of father Peter, mother Lois, daughter Meg, son Chris, baby Stewie and the family dog Brian, who reside in their hometown of Quahog. During this season, the Griffins will travel to Italy; Peter will get a twin; Quagmire and Peter will form a folk band; and as confirmed by series creator Seth MacFarlane, Cleveland will move back to Quahog along with his family, since The Cleveland Show was cancelled. It has also been confirmed by MacFarlane that a member of the Griffin family will die in this season, to be replaced by an upcoming member of the family. Planned guest stars for the season include: Conan O'Brien, Jeff Daniels, Michelle Dockery, Tony Sirico, Yvette Nicole Brown, Gary Cole, Cesar Milan, Lauren Bacall, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Liam Neeson, Bryan Cranston, Billie Joe Armstrong, Peter Dinklage, and Adam Levine.

Season episodes list 12


S12E01 : Finders Keepers 6.83/10 (aired on 09/29/2013)

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog…

S12E02 : Vestigial Peter 5.83/10 (aired on 10/06/2013)

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him,…

S12E03 : Quagmire's Quagmire 7.12/10 (aired on 11/03/2013)

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to…

S12E04 : A Fistful of Meg 6.73/10 (aired on 11/10/2013)

Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

S12E05 : Boopa-dee Bappa-dee 6.35/10 (aired on 11/17/2013)

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration…

S12E06 : Life of Brian 4.25/10 (aired on 11/24/2013)

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history,…

S12E07 : Into Harmony's Way 5.95/10 (aired on 12/08/2013)

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

S12E08 : Christmas Guy 7.69/10 (aired on 12/15/2013)

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for…

S12E09 : Peter Problems 6.54/10 (aired on 01/05/2014)

Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

S12E10 : Grimm Job 6.82/10 (aired on 01/12/2014)

Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin.

S12E11 : Brian's a Bad Father 6.13/10 (aired on 01/26/2014)

When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the…

S12E12 : Mom's the Word 6.43/10 (aired on 03/09/2014)

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset…

S12E13 : 3 Acts of God 6.43/10 (aired on 03/16/2014)

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

S12E14 : Fresh Heir 5.45/10 (aired on 03/23/2014)

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries…

S12E15 : Secondhand Spoke 6.81/10 (aired on 03/30/2014)

After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of…

S12E16 : Herpe, the Love Sore 5.75/10 (aired on 04/06/2014)

Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam

S12E17 : The Most Interesting Man in the World 6.91/10 (aired on 04/13/2014)

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to…

S12E18 : Baby Got Black 6.62/10 (aired on 04/27/2014)

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael…

S12E19 : Meg Stinks! 7.12/10 (aired on 05/04/2014)

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited…

S12E20 : He's Bla-ack 7.21/10 (aired on 05/11/2014)

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into…

S12E21 : Chap Stewie 7.01/10 (aired on 05/18/2014)

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.