Hi everyone, I'm Madison Banes and I'd like to welcome our latest guest anchor to the program, Miss Brittney Copano. Thanks for being here! So I understand you're from Chicago? Then you must be used to all this snow!! As we do with all new guests, Brittany, we'll be getting to know you a lot better throughout the show. For now though, let's head to the Naked Newsroom, where Eila's blinding us... with science!