Season 3

In 'Rainforest Schmainforest', Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny visit the rainforests of Costa Rica on the 'Getting Gay with Kids' choir tour (listen out for a guest appearance by 'Friends' star Jennifer Aniston). 'Spontaneous Combustion' sees Stan's dad struggling to find a solution to the spontaneous combustion being experienced by people who hold their farts in out of politeness. In 'Succubus', the boys attempt to save Chef from a life of bliss with a life-draining succubus in female form. 'Tweek vs Craig' sees the boys splitting into rival camps in a playground debate over who is the hardest - Tweek or Craig? In 'Jakovasaurs', the town becomes over-run by incredibly stupid and annoying prehistoric creatures who breed at an exponential rate. A plan is hatched to get rid of the visitors, with Cartman's voice the only one raised in protest (he likes them, you see). In 'Sexual Harassment Panda', an encounter with an educational panda results in a spate of sexual harrasment lawsuits being filed in the town of South Park. 'Cat Orgy' sees Cartman left to the mercy of Stan's older sister Shelly when she babysits for him... and just what is wrong with Cartman's cat? In 'Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub', Mr Mackey's 'Meteor Shower Party' sees Stan and Kyle's fathers indulging their homo-erotic fantasies in the hot tub. 'Jewbilee' shows how Kyle and Kenny help thwart a plan to destroy the mighty prophet Moses at the Jewish scout camp. In 'Chinpoko Mon', Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny fall prey to the latest Japanese craze. 'Starvin' Marvin in Space' sees the boys reunited with their Ethiopian friend Marvin, who is looking for a new home. In 'Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery', South Park receives a Halloween visit from rock band Korn in an episode strangely reminiscent of 'Scooby-Doo!'. 'Hooked on Monkey-Fonics' sees the boys' attempts to win the Spelling Bee put in the shade when the contest is won by a pair of home-schoolers. All of which gives Cartman a really cool idea; 'Screw you guys - I'm going home-school.' In 'The Red Badge of Gayness', Cartman takes over a Civil War reconstruction in order to ensure that this time round the South wins. 'Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics' sees everyone's favourite piece of excrement hosting a festive musical special. In 'Are You There God? It's Jesus', Christ decides to put on a special Millennium show for his straying flock. But will anyone really be impressed by wheelchair-bound rocker Rod Stewart repeatedly poohing his pants live on stage? 'The Brown Noise' sees Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny hatching a plot to gain revenge on some cool New York rivals at the world's biggest ever recorder concert, while Mr Garrison visits his estranged to father to discover why he was never sexually abused as a child.

Season episodes list 3

S03E01

S03E01 : Rainforest Shmainforest 8.48/10 (aired on 04/07/1999)

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir…
S03E02

S03E02 : Spontaneous Combustion 8.28/10 (aired on 04/14/1999)

Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help…
S03E03

S03E03 : The Succubus 8.08/10 (aired on 04/21/1999)

Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry.…
S03E04

S03E04 : Tweek vs. Craig 6.71/10 (aired on 06/23/1999)

The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in…
S03E05

S03E05 : Jakovasaurs 7.78/10 (aired on 06/16/1999)

The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and…
S03E06

S03E06 : Sexual Harassment Panda 8.38/10 (aired on 07/07/1999)

Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and…
S03E07

S03E07 : Cat Orgy (1) 8.18/10 (aired on 07/14/1999)

Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his…
S03E08

S03E08 : Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) 8.18/10 (aired on 07/21/1999)

Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with…
S03E09

S03E09 : Jewbilee (3) 7.7/10 (aired on 07/28/1999)

Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents…
S03E10

S03E10 : Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery 7.99/10 (aired on 10/27/1999)

Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders…
S03E11

S03E11 : Chinpokomon 8.78/10 (aired on 11/03/1999)

The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being…
S03E12

S03E12 : Hooked on Monkey Fonics 8.08/10 (aired on 11/10/1999)

Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy,…
S03E13

S03E13 : Starvin' Marvin in Space! 8.19/10 (aired on 11/17/1999)

Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The…
S03E14

S03E14 : The Red Badge of Gayness 8.39/10 (aired on 11/24/1999)

South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of…
S03E15

S03E15 : Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 7.49/10 (aired on 12/01/1999)

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas…
S03E16

S03E16 : Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus 8/10 (aired on 12/29/1999)

Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr.…
S03E17

S03E17 : Worldwide Recorder Concert 8.19/10 (aired on 01/12/2000)

The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow,"…