Season episodes list 3

S03E01

S03E01 : Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.47/10 (aired on 09/19/2005)

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with…
S03E02

S03E02 : Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.68/10 (aired on 09/26/2005)

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has…
S03E03

S03E03 : Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.68/10 (aired on 10/03/2005)

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife,…
S03E04

S03E04 : Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.53/10 (aired on 10/10/2005)

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
S03E05

S03E05 : We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.69/10 (aired on 10/17/2005)

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, because of unresolved issues he has with…
S03E06

S03E06 : Hi, Mr. Horned One 7.89/10 (aired on 10/24/2005)

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on…
S03E07

S03E07 : Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 7.43/10 (aired on 11/07/2005)

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen),…
S03E08

S03E08 : That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.76/10 (aired on 11/14/2005)

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
S03E09

S03E09 : Madame and Her Special Friend 7.6/10 (aired on 11/21/2005)

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from…
S03E10

S03E10 : Something Salted and Twisted 7.41/10 (aired on 11/28/2005)

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
S03E11

S03E11 : Santa's Village of the Damned 7.81/10 (aired on 12/19/2005)

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with…
S03E12

S03E12 : That Special Tug 7.48/10 (aired on 01/09/2006)

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
S03E13

S03E13 : Humiliation is a visual medium 7.36/10 (aired on 01/23/2006)

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
S03E14

S03E14 : Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.54/10 (aired on 02/06/2006)

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan…
S03E15

S03E15 : My Tongue is Meat 7.53/10 (aired on 02/27/2006)

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars,…
S03E16

S03E16 : Ergo, the Booty Call 7.97/10 (aired on 03/06/2006)

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to…
S03E17

S03E17 : The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 7.42/10 (aired on 03/13/2006)

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch…
S03E18

S03E18 : The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.41/10 (aired on 03/20/2006)

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie…
S03E19

S03E19 : Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.46/10 (aired on 04/10/2006)

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks.…
S03E20

S03E20 : Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.88/10 (aired on 04/24/2006)

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith…
S03E21

S03E21 : And the Plot Moistens 7.55/10 (aired on 05/01/2006)

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at…
S03E22

S03E22 : Just Once With Aunt Sophie 7.63/10 (aired on 05/08/2006)

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get…
S03E23

S03E23 : Arguments for the Quickie 7.43/10 (aired on 05/15/2006)

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he…
S03E24

S03E24 : That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.7/10 (aired on 05/22/2006)

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two…